/facepalm and /banging head against the wall

For those of you not familiar with blogging but want to start I have a few tips:

1. Always always always back up your blog posts.

2. Never ever mark all posts and press Delete if all you want to do is remove the labels.

Now excuse me while I crawl away to cry and feel sick in the corner while hoping and praying that the staff at Blogger support can help me retrieve the missing pieces of my life.